As a new father, I’ve memorized the theme songs to every Disney Channel show from
Little Einsteins to
Doc McStuffins. Personally, I’m a fan of
Handy Manny and
Octonauts, but only because my son smiles so hard at “Creature report! Creature report!” Frankly, I can’t hate on any of the aforementioned shows because I watch them pseudo-religiously.
Even
The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has its redeeming qualities. With characters that haven’t changed in decades, the MMCH’s cast has a favorite character for just about everything, and the show’s prompts don’t ask
